SHIVVERRRR ME TIMBERRRRS AND SWAB THE POOPDECK WITH YE - IT'S MORE BLASTED PIRATE JOKES - AARRRRRRR!!!!!

What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack? "Arrrr! Me Heartie!!!"

Why don't pirates go to the moon? Because it's too FAARRRRRRR!

Heard about the new pirate movie? It's rated ARRRRRR!

Why did the pirate get an A+ in debate class? Because he loved to ARRRRRRgue!

Did you hear about the pirate on the South Beach diet? He was cutting back on his CARRRRRRbs!

Why don't pirates make good lifeguards? They don't know C. P. ARRRRRRR!

How does a pirate measure his ship? With a YAAARRRRdstick!

What did the pirate say when asked why the sun rises in the east? "Blast, I don't know! That's just the way things ARRRRRR!"

How did the pirate make a little extra booty? He had a YARRRRRRd sale!

What does a pirate pay for a gallon of gas? An ARRRRRm and a peg!

How do you know a true pirate? We've got scAAAARRRRRRs!

What did the pirate doctor say to his shipmate? Open up and say ARRRRRR!

Why did the pirate get a size 10 top? Because the size 12 was too LARRRRRge!